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Touch Of A Racist

| Northglenn, CO, USA | Top, Uncategorized

Customer: “Where’s that toaster made? China?”

Me: “Yes, sir, it’s made in China. Why do ask?”

Customer: “I knew it! You should be ashamed of yourself, selling dirty merchandise!”

Me: “Dirty? It’s never been used.”

Customer: “The orientals touched it. It’s dirty.”

Me: “Sir, I’m Chinese. I shook your hand when you walked in the door.”

Customer: “S***!”