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    Touch Of A Racist

    | Northglenn, CO, USA | Top

    Customer: “Where’s that toaster made? China?”

    Me: “Yes, sir, it’s made in China. Why do ask?”

    Customer: “I knew it! You should be ashamed of yourself, selling dirty merchandise!”

    Me: “Dirty? It’s never been used.”

    Customer: “The orientals touched it. It’s dirty.”

    Me: “Sir, I’m Chinese. I shook your hand when you walked in the door.”

    Customer: “S***!”