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    | Lawrenceville, NJ, USA | Books & Reading

    Customer: “I’d like to get a new copy of this book.”

    (The customer puts a very wet Harry Potter book on the desk.)

    Customer: “It got wrecked and I really want to finish it.”

    Me: “No problem. How did you ruin it?”

    Customer: “It was very good…”

    *pause*

    Me: “…and?”

    Customer: *slightly sheepish* “I was reading it in the shower.”

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