Totally Floored

| USA | Bizarre, Extra Stupid

(I am hanging up clothes as a customer walks up to me.)

Customer: “Hey, The elevators aren’t working, and the escalators aren’t working. How am I supposed to get down stairs?”

(I am a little shocked at the question, but before I can answer:)

Customer: “Never mind.” *walks away*

(About an hour later, I walk down the non-working escalator to the first floor in order to take a break. I see the same customer making a purchase. I wonder if it took the guy an hour to figure out how to get downstairs.)