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    Total Nincompoop

    | Russellville, AR, USA | Health & Body

    (I work in a restaurant as a teenager. The restroom is crowded and I’m in a stall when all leave except two young girls. Girl #1 is in a stall and Girl #2 is waiting by the sinks.)

    Girl #1: “Is everyone gone?”

    Girl #2: *apparently hasn’t noticed me* “Yeah, they left.”

    Girl #1: “Oh good. Now I can poop.”

    (I take that as my cue to flush and wash my hands, trying not to laugh at the sudden awkward silence. As I open the door to leave I say:)

    Me: “Okay. Now you can poop.”