(This happened during the Midwest’s massive flooding in June, 2008.)

Me: “Thank you for calling [store]. ¬†I’m sorry, but–”

Caller: “Can you get me the price of a digital camera?”

Me: “Sir, I am sorry but we are currently in a code black.

Caller: “What is that?”

Me: “That is where the managers are telling the employees and the customers to move to the center of the store due to violent weather.”

Caller: “But could you just look for me quick?”

Me: “Sorry, but I have to get to the back of the store because there is a tornado coming!”

Caller: “You people are so selfish. I am going to call your district manager and–”

Me: *hangs up and runs for my life*