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    | Wisconsin, USA |

    (This happened during the Midwest’s massive flooding in June, 2008.)

    Me: “Thank you for calling [store]. I’m sorry, but—”

    Caller: “Can you get me the price of a digital camera?”

    Me: “Sir, I am sorry but we are currently in a code black.”

    Caller: “What is that?”

    Me: “That is where the managers are telling the employees and the customers to move to the center of the store due to violent weather.”

    Caller: “But could you just look for me quick?”

    Me: “Sorry, but I have to get to the back of the store because there is a tornado coming!”

    Caller: “You people are so selfish. I am going to call your district manager and—”

    Me: *hangs up and runs for my life*