Top Shelf Morals, Bottom Shelf Attitude
(I am stocking magazines at a bookstore when two young boys reach high up on the shelves and grab adult magazines. They hunch over and open the magazines to gawk at the photos.)
Me: “Excuse me, are you guys 18 or over?”
Boy #1: “Why, what’s it to you?”
Me: “It’s my job, actually. If you’re not 18, you can’t even touch those. Would you put that magazine back, please?”
Boy #2: “I’m 18.”
(Boy #2 is obviously about 12 or 13 from his height and appearance.)
Me: “Really? What year were you born?”
Boy #2: “None of your business!”
Me: “Okay, both of you put those magazines back, right now.”
Boy #1: “I’m 18, too.”
(Just then, a young mother carrying a baby and a diaper bag approaches the counter a few feet away.)
Young Mother: *to cashier* “Can I ask you for a certain book?”
Cashier: “Sure, what are you looking for?”
Young Mother: “It’s called ‘How to Raise a Moral Child‘.”
(Boy #1 and Boy #2 burst out laughing, catching the attention of the young mother, who looks over disapprovingly. The boys laugh and turn away from her, now facing me.)
Me: *arms crossed, leaning in* “How about now?”
(They stop laughing abruptly, put the magazines back on the nearest shelf, and slink out.)
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