Super Debase
(There aren’t enough substitutes in the building this day, so I’m covering a Spanish class. A student has been chatting with the two girls next to him since the start of the period instead of doing his work quietly like the rest of the class.)
Me: “[Student], stop flirting with the girls and go back to work.”
Student: “I’m working!”
Me: “You haven’t even started the worksheet. If you can’t keep from distracting the people around you, I’ll have to break up this little ménage à trois.”
(The class chuckles. Several minutes of silence, then some more whispers.)
Student: “Miss [My Name]? What’s a ménage à trois?”
Me: “Um… never mind.”
Student: “But what is it?”
Me: *circumventing the issue* “It’s French. This is Spanish class.”
Student: “But what does it mean?”
Me: “Trois” means “three”. Just go back to work.
(More whispering.)
Student: “Is i anything like Nicki Minaj?”
Me: “… No.”
(More whispering.)
Me: “[Student], please stop talking.”
Student: “What’s a Nicki Minaj à trois? Nobody will tell me!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?