A Potentially Hairy Situation
(My girlfriend and I are lying in bed post-coitus, and she’s very fascinated with my chest hair, running her fingers through it repeatedly.)
Girlfriend: “I love that you have chest hair.”
(I try and think of something witty to reply.)
Me: “…I love that you don’t.”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.