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    Too Much Shinformation

    | Winkler, MB, Canada |

    Me: “Hi there sir, can I find you a size in those jeans?”

    Customer: “Yeah, but I’m not sure what size I am.”

    Me: “Oh, well–”

    Customer: “Wait, I can check!”

    (The customer undoes his pants and pulls them down to his knees.)

    Customer: “Check! Find the tag! I don’t know where it is, find my size!”