Too Much Of A Good Thing
Customer: “Where is your manager?”
Me: “Sir, what seems to be the problem?”
Customer: “These cones are the problem. There are too many.”
Me: “You bought too many cones?”
Customer: “Kid, read this for me. That box says twelve cones, right? Well, I bought it for my daughter’s birthday party yesterday and opened it up to find fourteen cones. That’s false advertising! I could sue your a** off for doing that. Now get me the god-d*** manager!”
Me: “Sir, please accept my sincerest apologies for any inconvenience you may have suffered.”
(I open the box, remove two cones, and hand it back to him.)
Customer: *muttering* “A man’s got to get his money’s worth…”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.
