That’s A Dino$aur

(I am 12 years old. I am in a museum, looking at a dinosaur exhibit when I hear two teenage girls next to me, probably around 16.)

Girl #1: “How do you like, even spell dinosaur anyway?”

Girl #2: “D-I-N-O-S-A-U-R, I think. I only know because, like, Kesha legit spelled it out in one of her songs.”