(I work at an amusement park where one of my jobs is to hand out 3D glasses and entertain guests before the show. A guest and his wife come up the queue on a particularly hot day.)

Me: *handing them glasses* “Here you are! Enjoy the show.”

Guest: “This is a 3D movie?”

Me: “Yep.”

Guest: “And it’s inside?’

Me: “Yeah, and it’s air conditioned, so it’s definitely worth it.”

Guest: “What’s it about?”

Me: “It’s a ten minute movie about dinosaurs.”

Guest Wife: “I don’t care if y’all got a hooters show in there. If it’s air conditioned, we’re going!”