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    Customer: “I couldn’ get through y’awls phone thingy, cawz it din’n understand me. Why don’ it never understaaaaaaaaan me?”

    Me: “I’m sorry. Sometimes it has a hard time with accents and voices.”

    Customer: “Bu I ain’ got no accen!”

    Me: “Ma’am, we all have accents. Mine is Bostonian. Yours is Southern. We’re both likely to confuse computers.”

    Customer: “Fayer nuff.”