To Keel A Chicken Bird
Customer: “I’d like a piece of white meat.”
Me: “Would you like a rib or a keel?”
Customer: “What’s a keel?”
Me: “The center cut of the breast; the middle bone is the sternum.”
Customer: “What? No, that’s dark meat. The sternum is in the back of the animal.”
Me: “In chickens, they have an elongated sternum for their wing muscles.”
Customer: “I know every bone in the human body! The sternum is in the back!”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.