(I was working on the customer service desk and answered a call from a customer inquiring about a special order they had placed)

Customer: “Yes my name is ****. The name of the DVD is ‘Spring Break’.”

(I put the customer’s details into the computer, and the search results say the full name of the DVD was “Spring Break Sex Riot” which also had an…. explicit cover on it. I assumed that there must have been a mistake and the wrong title was ordered)

Me: “Um……. I think I found your order here on the system, but it hasn’t arrived in the store yet. I think there might be a mistake here–could you give me some more details about the film?”

Customer: “Ah man, you’re missing out!! You have to see it!! Its about all these hot chicks who go on spring break and have lots of sex! Its excellent!”

Me: *glad I have never been this desperate*