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    Tis The Season To Be Deaf To Reason

    | ME, USA | Holidays, Religion, Theme Of The Month

    Me: “Hello, ma’am! How are you doing today?”

    Customer: “Oh, just fine. Thanks. Last minute preparations. Are you ready for Christmas?”

    Me: “I suppose you can say that.”

    Customer: “What do you mean?”

    Me: “Well, I don’t celebrate Christmas. So I’m always ready for it, in a way.”

    Customer: “What?! Why don’t you celebrate Christmas?”

    Me: “I’m not Christian.”

    Customer: “What?”

    Me: *a little slower* “I’m not Christian.”

    Customer: *louder* “What?”

    Me: “I’m an atheist.”

    Customer: *near shouting* “I’m just not understanding!”

    Me: “I don’t believe that any god exists.”

    Customer: “WHAT? I JUST AM NOT UNDERSTANDING!”

    Me: “…I celebrate Christmas.”

    Customer: *in normal volume* “Well, of course, dear. Everyone does! Merry Christmas and God bless!”

    (She gives me a jaunty wave and heads out if the store. My bagger turns to me.)

    Bagger: “Am I in crazy-town?”

    Me: “Apparently we’re in Bethlehem.”