Needs To Read The Fine Prints
(My girlfriend and I are lying in bed talking after sex. I make a joke at her expense and she gives me a playful slap for it.)
Me: “Ow! I should call the cops and report you for abuse.”
Girlfriend: “I don’t think they are likely to side with you considering I have a handprint on my a** clear enough to get fingerprints from.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?