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    | Westerville, OH, USAWesterville, OH, USA | Holidays

    Customer: “Excuse me, are you all not releasing Christmas ornaments this year?”

    Me: “No, we’re still going to be releasing them.”

    Customer: “Well it’s awfully late. Are they delayed this year? They’re usually out by now.”

    Me: “It’s June, sir. They’ll be out in July like always.”

    Customer: “Oh my! It gets later and later every year.”