November Theme Of The Month: Black Friday!

Tip Of The Day: How To Apply For A Federal Bailout

| New Haven, CT, USA | Uncategorized

Me: “Alright sir, you’re all set. Anything else I can do for you today?”

Bank customer: *jokingly* “Yeah, you can deposit a million dollars into my account.”

Me: “Sir, if I had a dollar for every time someone said that, I’d have a million dollars.”

Bank customer: *hangs up laughing*