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    Tip Of The Day: How To Apply For A Federal Bailout

    | New Haven, CT, USA

    Me: “Alright sir, you’re all set. Anything else I can do for you today?”

    Bank customer: *jokingly* “Yeah, you can deposit a million dollars into my account.”

    Me: “Sir, if I had a dollar for every time someone said that, I’d have a million dollars.”

    Bank customer: *hangs up laughing*

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