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    Tiny Pooch With A Super-Sized Grudge

    | Missouri, USA |

    (I’m taking orders and money in the drive-thru booth during a rush. A customer pulls up to the window.)

    Me: “Hi, your total is $6.54.”

    Customer: *glaring* “I’m mad at you!”

    Me: “Why?”

    Customer: “I went through **** earlier, and they didn’t have any french fries, so I had to come here!”

    Me: “I’m sorry.”

    Customer: “Yeah! And he’s mad at you too!”

    (She points to the back seat, which is completely empty.)

    Me: “Yeah, um, he…he looks pretty mad, I guess.”

    Customer: *snaps* “C’mere, Sparkie!”

    (A little poodle hops up into her lap.)

    Customer: “Tell her how mad you are!”

    (The customer then holds the dog up to the window to show me how mad it was.)

    Me: “Wow, um, alright.”

    (She pays and I give her the change.)

    Me: “Have a nice day!”

    Customer: *smiling* “You too, sweetie!” *glares* “…but I’m still mad at you!”