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    Time Waits For No Madam

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    (I’m selling tickets to a mother and her 6-year-old daughter.)

    Daughter: “Mom, when can we see the movie?”

    Mother: “It starts in fifteen minutes.”

    Daughter: “And how long does that take? An hour?”