Time To Trade In One Slightly Used Mom
Customer: “Is this flea market going well for you?”
Me: “Decently… considering how many other tables here, I’m glad for the business we’ve gotten.”
Customer: “You can sell just about anything here, right?”
Me: “Mmhmm.”
Customer: “If I give you twenty bucks, will you please sell my children?”
Me: “Well…um. I’m sorry, but no.”
Customer: “Please?”
Me: “I’m sorry. Selling your children would be slavery.”
Customer: “Okay. So, can I buy this?” *holds up a cheap ring*
Me: “Sure. That’ll be–”
Customer: “I’ll give you my daughter for it!”
Me: “No. You know what? If I give you the ring, will you go away?”
Customer: *goes away with her children and the cheap ring*
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
