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    Time To Tail The Knot

    | Canada | Pets & Animals

    (At the kennel where I’m the receptionist, we offer a discount if two dogs can share the same run.)

    Customer: “Can you tell me your pricing?”

    Me: “Sure, it’s [price] per dog per night, unless you have two dogs who can share a run. You’re just looking for a single?”

    Customer: *completely serious* “Yes, my dog’s not married.”