Time To Tail The Knot

| Canada | Pets & Animals

(At the kennel where I’m the receptionist, we offer a discount if two dogs can share the same run.)

Customer: “Can you tell me your pricing?”

Me: “Sure, it’s [price] per dog per night, unless you have two dogs who can share a run. You’re just looking for a single?”

Customer: *completely serious* “Yes, my dog’s not married.”