Time To Get Your Self Checked Out

| Newmarket, ON, Canada | At The Checkout, Extra Stupid

Customer: “I want to make a complaint! The cashier triple charged me for the cheese!”

Me: “Really? Let me see the receipt so I can give you a refund.”

Customer: *shoves the receipt at me*

Me: “Ma’am, you said the cashier triple charged you?”

Customer: “Yes, and she was very rude and disrespectful!”

Me: “Ma’am, our receipts show which till the sale went through on. You were on self-checkout, so you overcharged yourself. Are you still wanting to make a complaint?”

Customer: *stammers and quickly leaves, minus her refund*

Next Customer: *jokingly* “Hi, I’m feeling guilty and would like to complain about myself as well!”