Time To Find Another Hobby

(A customer was trying on a shorty wetsuit.)

Customer: “It seems to fit okay, but the zip is a little high. It would irritate under my chin.”

Me: “Yes. I can see what you mean, but if you put the suit on the right way round, you won’t have that problem.”

Customer: “…”

Me: *To Coworker* “Remind me to never dive with that guy.”