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    | Yorkshire, UK |

    (A customer was trying on a shorty wetsuit.)

    Customer: “It seems to fit okay, but the zip is a little high. It would irritate under my chin.”

    Me: “Yes. I can see what you mean, but if you put the suit on the right way round, you won’t have that problem.”

    Customer: “…”

    Me, to co-worker: “Remind me to never dive with that guy.”