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    | Conway, AR, USA |

    Me: “Thank you for calling **** Hotel Reservations, this is ****, how may I help you?”

    Customer: “Yes, do you have any rooms?”

    Me: “For what night?”

    Customer: “Tonight.”

    Me: “I’m sorry sir; we’re all sold out.”

    Customer: “What do you mean, ‘sold out’?”

    Me: “That means we’ve sold all of our rooms for tonight.”

    Customer: “Don’t you have people who haven’t shown up yet?”

    Me: “Um…yes, but they’ve held their rooms with a credit card.”

    Customer: “Well, what does that mean?”

    Me: “If they don’t show up, we’re authorized to charge them, and it means that we must hold their rooms.”

    Customer: “So you’re telling me that you don’t have ANY rooms?”

    Me: “No sir, we don’t.”

    Customer: “That’s ridiculous. You’re refusing to sell me empty rooms? And what hotel doesn’t have enough rooms?”

    Me: “Sir, we can only build so many rooms.”

    Customer: “That doesn’t make any sense. May I speak to your manager?”

    Me: “I’m the manager on duty.”

    Customer: “Well, you’ve been no help at all. I’m going to be calling corporate about this.”

    Me: “About the fact that we’re sold out for the night?”

    Customer: “Yes.”

    Me: “Um…Ok.”

    Customer: “You’ve been very unhelpful!” *click*