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    Time To Call The Plumber

    | Tel Aviv, Israel | Technology, Top

    Me: “Internet helpdesk, how can I help you?”

    Customer: “I can’t connect to the internet.”

    Me: “How long has it been since you last connected?”

    Customer: “I was connected until a few minutes ago.”

    Me: “Have you changed anything in your network?”

    Customer: “Well, I was downloading some movies over the net, but the download got too slow. I called a friend of mine and he told me that some movies could’ve gotten stuck in the cable. So I cut the cable to see if I could yank it out of there. I didn’t find anything, so I taped the cable back together. Now, can you get it back to work?”

    Me: *grimace*