Til Death Do Us Car

| Bowling Green, KY, USA | Uncategorized

(I’m working at the customer service desk when an older woman, who
looks very annoyed, walks up.)

Me: “How can I help you today?”

Customer: “Is there a phone I can use back here to call someone?”

Me: “Yeah, sure.”

(I slide her the phone to dial out.)

Customer: “Yeah, I can’t find my husband. I don’t know where in the h*** he is!”

(While she is on the phone, she is looking more and more annoyed. She then sighs very loudly, and slams the phone down.)

Me: “Did you find him?”

Customer: “I left him in the car…”