Thou Shalt Remain Loyal To Employer
Customer: “Your prices are outrageous!”
Me: “I know. I, myself, prefer to fill up somewhere cheaper.”
Customer: “You should shop here, you know.”
Me: “I buy some of my things here, but I always fill up somewhere cheaper.”
Customer: “No, no, you should fill up and buy everything here! Otherwise, you’ll go to Hell.”
Me: “Uh, I really don’t think God will mind too much if I don’t buy everything from here.”
Customer: “You’d better be sure. I wouldn’t want you to go to Hell.”
Me: “Oh, uh, thanks, I guess?”
Customer: “I don’t want any d*** gas station attendants filling up my Hell just because they didn’t fill up at their own store.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?