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    Thou Playest Too Much Warcraft, Methinks

    | Lapeer, MI, USA |

    (An customer wearing the famous “I F**K on the first date” t-shirt is at our video rental store complaining about a charge on her account. Note that she also has her four year-old daughter with her.)

    Customer: “You f***ing peons make seven dollars an hour, and you think you can tell us what to do?! You lost that movie yourself!”

    Me: “Ma’am, I’m sorry, but there is nothing I can do–”

    Customer: “No, but you will be sorry! I expect a heart-felt apology to my face!”

    (The customer storms out of the store with her daughter in tow, but before I can get to the next customer she comes back in.)

    Customer: “My daughter is bawling because of you! So, thank you! THANK YOU!”

    (She kicks the door on her way out and goes back to her car. I take a deep breath and put my smile back on.)

    Me: “I can help who’s next!”

    Next customer: “Did she just call you a peon?”