Those Pesky Survival Instincts
Resort | Wyoming, USA |
Me: “Thank you for coming to **** National Park. I hope you enjoy your stay.”
Customer: “Thank you. Can I ask you a question?”
Me: “Sure.”
Customer: “When do you let the animals out?”
Me: “Excuse me?”
Customer: “When do you let the animals out?”
Me: “It’s a national park, ma’am.”
Customer: “So?”
Me: “The animals are wild.”
Customer: “All of them?”
Me: “Yes.”
Customer: “Well, that’s not very safe!” *walks away*



