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    Me: “Thank you for coming to **** National Park. I hope you enjoy your stay.”

    Customer: “Thank you. Can I ask you a question?”

    Me: “Sure.”

    Customer: “When do you let the animals out?”

    Me: “Excuse me?”

    Customer: “When do you let the animals out?”

    Me: “It’s a national park, ma’am.”

    Customer: “So?”

    Me: “The animals are wild.”

    Customer: “All of them?”

    Me: “Yes.”

    Customer: “Well, that’s not very safe!” *walks away*