(Two customers are unloading $250 of cat food and bread onto my checkout.)

Me: “Hey, you having a good day?”

Customer: “Yes.”

Me: “So, you got a lot of cats?”

Customer: “No. We just leave it outside overnight.”

Me: “Oh, right. What’s with the bread, you having some sort of party or something?”

(Keep in mind this is a good 50 loaves of bread.)

Customer: *vaguely* “Oh no, we’re going to the duck pond later today.”