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    Those Heathens And Their Time-Telling Ways

    | London, UK |

    Customer: “What time does the film start?”

    Me: “The film starts fifteen minutes after the time on your ticket. There are fifteen minutes of ads and trailers.”

    Customer: “No, I said what time does the F-I-L-M start?!”

    Me: “The film starts after fifteen minutes of trailers, so fifteen minutes after whatever it says on the ticket. Your ticket says 3:30 pm, so the film would start at 3:45, okay?”

    Customer: “Don’t blind me with science!”