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    This Won’t Pan Out Well

    | Oakhurst, CA, USA | Uncategorized

    Me: “Thank you for calling [restaurant]. How may I help you?”

    Customer: “Hi. Yes I was wondering if you guys deliver.”

    Me: “I’m sorry, we don’t.”

    Customer: “It’s only ten miles.”

    Me: “I’m sorry, we don’t deliver at all.”

    Customer: “Well, does any place deliver at all?”

    Me: “I’m not sure, sir.”

    Customer: “F***. Well, I guess I’ll just get a DUI then. Thanks, bye.”