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    | Columbus, OH, USA |

    (A customer comes in right before closing time to pick up his pizzas.)

    Customer: “I have a bit of an issue.”

    Me: “What’s your issue?”

    Customer: “We won’t be eating these pizzas for a couple of hours.”

    Me: “Well, you can always reheat them in the oven.”

    Customer: “I won’t be near an oven.”

    Me: “Well, a microwave is not the preferred method, but it will work.”

    Customer: “No, we’re going to be tailgating.”

    Me: “I don’t know what to tell you dude.”

    Customer: “Crap. I thought you would have some sort of magical way to reheat them.”