This Won’t Pan Out Well
(A customer comes in right before closing time to pick up his pizzas.)
Customer: “I have a bit of an issue.”
Me: “What’s your issue?”
Customer: “We won’t be eating these pizzas for a couple of hours.”
Me: “Well, you can always reheat them in the oven.”
Customer: “I won’t be near an oven.”
Me: “Well, a microwave is not the preferred method, but it will work.”
Customer: “No, we’re going to be tailgating.”
Me: “I don’t know what to tell you dude.”
Customer: “Crap. I thought you would have some sort of magical way to reheat them.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?