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This Was Before He Started Lobbing Cantaloupes
Supermarket | Canberra, Australia
Me: “If I can just get your signature there…”
Elderly customer: *scribbles his name, then starts drawing on the counter*
Me: “Uh… sir?”
Elderly customer: *starts drawing up the side of the cash register*
Me: “Sir? You just… sign your name.”
Elderly customer: *doodles in the air, up and up… and then jabs me in the forehead with the pen and draws lines on my face*
Me: “What the h***?”
Elderly customer: “Reactions like that would have gotten you killed in the war!”
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