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    This Vegetarian Is A Red Herring

    | Orillia, ON, Canada |

    Customer: “I’d like your chicken caesar wrap, please. With no chicken or bacon bits.”

    Me: “Are you a vegetarian?”

    Customer: “Yes, why?”

    Me: “Well, I just wanted you to know that the caesar salad dressing has anchovy paste in it.”

    Customer: “So?”

    Me: “Anchovy is a kind of fish.”

    Customer: “I said I was vegetarian, not vegan.”