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    This Vacation Is All Downhill From Here

    | New York, USA

    (Note: this is in summer when the customer comes in.)

    Customer: “I would like to buy three ski passes for today.”

    Me: “Miss, it’s 90 out and the snow melted months ago.”

    Customer: “But I thought you guys made it?”

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