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    | Bloomington, IN, USA |

    Customer: “Hey, I have an overdue charge on this book. Can I get it removed?”

    Me: “I’m sorry, but if you kept the book past the due date, then I can’t remove the charge.”

    Customer: “Then can I just keep the book?”