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    This Spud’s Obviously Not For You

    | Wisconsin, USA |

    (I am working at the produce department.)

    Customer: “These potatoes smell like dirt.”

    Me: “Well, of course they do ma’am. Potatoes grow in the ground.”

    Customer: *shocked* “That is just disgusting. What kind of potatoes do you people buy?!”

    Me: “Regular ones?”

    Customer: *drops the potatoes on the ground and storms out*