This Shall Henceforth Be Called Squirrelling

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(We had rearranged the store recently so regulars were having trouble finding things. One of our regular customer comes in, looks around confused. I walk up to them.)

Me: “Can I help you find something?”

Customer: “So, where did you hide your nuts?”

(I nearly explode trying not to burst into laughter as I show him where they were moved to.)