November Theme Of The Month: Black Friday!

This Sale Has No Future

| Bensalem, PA, USA | Extra Stupid, Food & Drink, Time

(Note: It is a Sunday afternoon.)

Customer: “How much is a bag of mussels?”

Me: “They’re $2.99.”

Customer: “Are they on sale?”

Me: “Yes, they are.”

Customer: “How long are they going to be on sale?”

Me: “They’re on sale until Saturday.”

Customer: “So, do you mean next Saturday, or yesterday?”