Bear That In Mind
(I am driving with my friend, and we stop at a crosswalk to let a mother and her kids cross.)
Friend: “Bonus points if you can knock ’em all down without spilling the panda.”
Me: “You are a horrible person! She’s a large lady in a black-and-white shirt. You can’t call people pandas!”
Friend: “Uh… [My Name]… look what she’s holding.”
(I look, and see that she is carrying a sack of takeout from a popular Chinese-food chain, featuring a large panda logo.)
Me: “Oh, my God. I’M the horrible person!”
Friend: “Just thank your lucky stars the windows are rolled up.”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.