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    | Chicago, IL, USA |

    Me: “Hi, how can I help you?”

    Customer: “I’d like to return these flowers.”

    Me: “Oh. Well, usually we don’t issue refunds for flowers. Can I ask what the problem is?”

    Customer: “She said no.”

    Me: “Let’s get you that refund.”