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    This Patron Has A Drinking Problem

    | Houston, TX, USA | Health & Body, Rude & Risque, Top

    (I work at the circulation desk at a small academic library.)

    Patron: *very red-faced* “Um, can you do something?”

    Me: “…about?”

    Patron: “There’s a woman in the computer lab and she… um…”

    (My coworker and I finally manage to get it out of the stammering, embarrassed man that a woman apparently has breastfed her infant and forgot to ‘tuck herself back in’ after the infant was finished eating.)

    Coworker: “Oh, boy. You want this one?”

    Me: “Got it.”

    (I walk up to the woman and lean down quietly to her ear.)

    Me: “Ma’am, I’m very sorry, but we don’t allow open-drink containers in the library.”