This One’s In Another Timezone

Customer: “Hi, I’ve been here for fifteen minutes and I’m trying to find the Ben Sherman shirts.”

Me: *looks behind her and points* “Ma’am, it’s right behind you.”

Customer: *turns around* “No, I’m looking for Ben Sherman shirts.”

Me: “Ma’am, the Ben Sherman items are right behind you; there are tons of shirts on the racks right there.”

Customer: “Oh! Do they have any shirts?”

Me: *deep sigh* “What kind of shirts are you looking for?”

Customer: “I don’t know, any kind as long as they’re Ben Sherman.”

Me: “Button downs? Polos? T-shirts?”

Customer: “You know what, I’m just gonna find someone else to help me.”

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