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    Customer: “Hi, I’ve been here for 15 minutes and I’m trying to find the Ben Sherman shirts.”

    Me: (Looks behind her and points) “Ma’am, it’s right behind you.”

    Customer: (Turns around) “No, I’m looking for Ben Sherman shirts.”

    Me: “Ma’am, the Ben Sherman items are right behind you; there are tons of shirts on the racks right there.”

    Customer: “Oh! Do they have any shirts?”

    Me: (Deep sigh) “What kind of shirts are you looking for?”

    Customer: “I don’t know, any kind as long as they’re Ben Sherman.”

    Me: “Button downs? Polos? T-shirts?”

    Customer: “You know what, I’m just gonna find someone else to help me.”