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    This Medicine Doesn’t Really Hit The Spot

    | TX, USA |

    Me: “Thank you for calling [pharmacy]. What can I help you with?

    Caller: “I just bought some [acne medication]. I was wondering if you could, uh… use it on herpes?”

    Me: “On herpes? [Acne medication] is a treatment for acne only.”

    Caller: “So can I put it on my junk or not?”