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    | Atlanta, GA, USA |

    (A VERY high customer approaches me.)

    Customer: “I NEED A WATCH!”

    Me: “Alright…did you have anything in mind?”

    Customer: “Not too expensive, with a leather band, and it has to match theeeessseee.” *points to his brown leather bracelets*

    Me: “Okay, what about something like this?” *holds up watch*

    Customer: “NO THIS ONE!”

    (He points to a VERY expensive watch with a black metal band that meets NONE of his above mentioned requirements.)

    Me: “Well, that watch is rather expensive…”

    Customer: “NOT TOO EXPENSIVE!”

    Me: “Okaaay…what about these?” *points to customizable watches*

    Customer: “I like those two! I like them because they’re round.” *one of the watch faces is, in fact, square*

    Me: “…”

    (Customer now attempts to answer his ringing phone, accidentally drops it, and while attempting to pick it up, falls onto my male boss. He groggily apologizes, then staggers out of the store to take the call, leaving behind his purchase from another store.)

    Boss: “Is that guy high?”

    Me: “As a kite.”

    Boss: “Oh, okay. Because he just groped me.”

    Me: *dies laughing*

    (Customer now returns, accompanied by a friend. Customer continues to be stupid, while friend tries to shoplift. After all this has gone on, customer and friend go to talk to Boss.)

    Them: “So are you guys hiring?”

    Boss: “Am I hiring druggies or shoplifters? NO.”