They Need To Be Expelled-iarmus!

(I’m chatting with my table before the bell, and I begin one of my many rants. This one is about crappy book versions of movies, and vice versa.)

Me: “There was also this one situation where there was a book, a movie based off of that book, then a novelization of the movie!”

Tablemate: “Ooh, yeah, that sucks. Y’know, I hated Harry Potter.”

Me: “What!?”

Tablemate: “Yeah, the book renditions are total crap. They added characters and got the appearances and whatever all wrong.”

Me: “…”